false advertising
*looks up like a Brady Bunch kid* Okay, that music choice is so cool. Don't even deny it.
UPI - Adjective meaning "on a website." May be pronounced youpee, oopee, or as an abbrevation: U.P.I.
Yesterday I was in Pathmark, buying cereal, and there's two different boxes of Frosted Mini-Wheats. One's orange, one's red. So I'm standing there looking between them all "Ketchup? Catsup?" for like two minutes...until I noticed the orange box says "bite size" and the red box says "big bite." And I check out the box, and and it turns out they're just taking the old full-size wheats and frosting them, which defeats the purpose of mini wheats, and I'm like, "No! They're just frosted wheats! This is false advertising!"
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lalanav: What did they used to call the regular ones that were big sized?
girlboymusic: I don't remember
girlboymusic: I'm on the Kellogg's site trying to figure it out.
girlboymusic: SHREDDED WHEAT!
girlboymusic: Aha.
lalanav: LOL.
lalanav: Was it really shredded?
lalanav: *wonders*
girlboymusic: Well...they're shreddy.
lalanav: Because I remember having to stab those fuckers with a fork to break them apart.
lalanav: Taken out of context, that sounds so bad.
Yeah, so...Nitro tonight. NITROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
