the Nia & SKIM show: you know what sucks?
A reprise of lyrically speaking...
nalismo: mmmm. inxs.
girlboymusic: Mmm. Eurythmics.
girlboymusic: Again.
nalismo: my foot hurts.
nalismo: feels like i've been walking on
nalismo: walking on broken glass
girlboymusic: Walking on what, you say?
nalismo: broookeeen glaaaaaaaaaaass [dramatic 80s strings]
girlboymusic: That's so sad. Because you know, you were the sweetest thing that I ever knew.
nalismo: that song she did for the lord of the rings movies makes me cry
girlboymusic: I LOVE THAT.
And later...
nalismo: and naveen andrews? i'll have more of your illegitmate children.
nalismo: god he is smoking hot.
girlboymusic: Mmm
girlboymusic: Those are some nice arms
nalismo signed off at 1:42:12 AM.
nalismo signed on at 1:45:55 AM.
nalismo: heh, he melted my comp
girlboymusic: LOL
nalismo: mmm
nalismo: naveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
girlboymusic: I like him 'cause he shares my love of the older ladies.
nalismo: ew.
nalismo: no.
nalismo: barbara is TOO OLD.
girlboymusic: Yes she is, but whatever.
nalismo: he needs me.
nalismo: because i like older men.
girlboymusic: OH THE IRONY
nalismo: WHO WILL SATISFY MY ELDERLY DESIRES, HMMM?!
girlboymusic: Any number of professors, I suspect.
nalismo: ugh, no
nalismo: they are not muscular, tanned, and british when a propensity for looking deliciously grungy.
nalismo: and they don't have a badonkadonk.
nalismo: he's got a set of buns on him. WHEW.
girlboymusic: He's not even old.
girlboymusic: How old is he?
nalismo: 36, i think
girlboymusic: Psh.
girlboymusic: Amateur.
nalismo: and no, i know, but compared to me, he's oldER.
nalismo: yeah, he's no lindsey. MMMMMMMMMMM.
girlboymusic: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
girlboymusic: One of my professors was like 70, and I swear to God I would have slept with him.
girlboymusic: If, you know, he was still capable.
nalismo: ewww
girlboymusic: Lindsey.
nalismo: mmmmmmmmmmmmm
nalismo: oh, speaking of ew
nalismo: my mom came home from work all disgusted
girlboymusic: Ew
nalismo: and she's like "its about your stepmom, don't worry about it" because she knows nothing puts fire under my ass like my stepwitch
girlboymusic: LOL for a minute that sounded like some kind of sandwich.
girlboymusic: When we open our burger joint, we should name the worst burger of all the Stepwich.
nalismo: dude, can one of our burgers be aimed at stoner hippies and made of tofu and shit and be called a burger joint?
girlboymusic: LMAO yeah
girlboymusic: It can have pot in it.
nalismo: excellent.
nalismo: yeah, pot seeds instead of sesame seeds.
girlboymusic: LMAO
girlboymusic: Okay, continue your story.
nalismo: oh right
nalismo: i was like "no tell me" and she goes "well i wish i didn't know" apparently these ladies she works with lived in the same neighborhood as Stepwitch and my dad and she said Stepwitch would come over bragging about my dad.
nalismo: in that way.
nalismo: like...sizewise.
nalismo: and they were like "she's filthy, he's an idiot."
nalismo: i'm like "great not only is she an annoying psychopathic bitch, but a nasty slut as well."
girlboymusic: Ewww
nalismo: i know
nalismo: and i'm like "EWWWWWWW ITS MY DAD EWWWWWW"
girlboymusic: That's like that time I found out my dad isn't circumcised.
nalismo: not firsthand i hope
girlboymusic: He was eating a chicken wrap, and he went to peel back the foil, and asked my mom, "Remind you of anything?"
girlboymusic: And my best friend and I gave a resounding, "............................................................."
nalismo: oh...
nalismo: oh dear...
nalismo: i don't think i could ever eat a fajita again
girlboymusic: Yeah man
girlboymusic: OH
nalismo: or anything that peeled back.
girlboymusic: You know what sucks?
nalismo: what?
girlboymusic: Besides my mom.
nalismo: ROFL...awesome.
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