attack of the match.com men
Okay, so this guy winked at me on Match.com, and I winked back because he seemed interesting enough to investigate, but I'm too cheap to pay for Match email. Which meant I had to sit around waiting for him to make the next move, and that last all of nine seconds before I got fed up and found a way to sneak my AIM name past the Match.com censors and into my profile. So the guy IMed me, and then I took the AIM name down, but since it takes 72 hours for Match.com to update the written portions of my email, my SN is still sitting there for the world to see. And the world is using it. A whole legion of desperate men...okay, two desperate men...IMed me today.
The conversation, complete with witty best-friend commentary:
MatchGuy: did you check out my profile
Niamite: Not yet
MatchGuy: well go ahead
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girlboymusic: I love people who put "keep it healthy" and "junk food junkie" on their profile.
lalanav: hahahahah I know
Niamite: Your turn-offs are...sarcasm.
Niamite: You wouldn't like me.
MatchGuy: mean sarcasm
Niamite: You wouldn't like me.
lalanav: ROFL!
girlboymusic: I felt bad, and I just told him he's cute and thanks for being interested.
lalanav: Awww
girlboymusic: Even though he's like, Whitey McFratFrat
lalanav: LOL!
lalanav: Wow, you got a frat boy!
girlboymusic: [picture deleted to protect the innocent]
lalanav: Ew, way to go...put a picture of you with another chick on your lap.
lalanav: And LOL....he is cute...but so fratty.
girlboymusic: Exactly.
MatchGuy: are you looking for anything casual
Niamite: As in friends with benefits casual?
MatchGuy: yes
Niamite: No, sorry.
MatchGuy: ok....
girlboymusic: I'm so biting my tongue not to reply, "I'm sure you'll find a sorostitute to satisfy your needs, though."
lalanav: HahHAHAHAHAHAH!
lalanav: OMG, you should say that
lalanav: PLEASE DO
girlboymusic: ROFL
girlboymusic: I can't!
lalanav: Why not?
girlboymusic: That would be so mean.
lalanav: He's pushing the limit, LOL.
lalanav: You already told him he wouldn't like you.
girlboymusic: He's just a frat boy.
lalanav: You've tried to dismiss him.
girlboymusic: He's not hurting anyone.
lalanav: He probably wouldn't get it anyway, though.
lalanav: LOL.
girlboymusic: Except the women he date-rapes.
lalanav: Since he dislikes sarcasm.
lalanav: And maybe he would get the hint if you use some sarcasm on him.
girlboymusic: Well, he said okay and he shut up.
lalanav: Oh, ok,
lalanav: If he comes back, though, you should say it.
