that's why they call it democracy, baby!
So when I read the headline, "Bush: Time to put elections behind us," it totally seemed plausible that this would be a story about Bush outlawing elections.
You wish, buddy.
Speaking of things that suck, the other day I decided to be all healthy and eat breakfast, so I poured myself a big bowl of Kashi Autumn Harvest (mmm, bales of hay! no, seriously! mmm!) and skim milk. And then I left it on the counter for a minute, so by the time I got to eating, it was kind of soggy. (Hay is nothing if not absorbant. And tasty! Neigh!) I was like, "Gee, this tastes kind of weird."
Life lesson: "Gee, this tastes kind of weird" should be your first clue.
Like fifteen minutes later my mom comes into my room like, "Did I hear you make a bowl of cereal?"
Me: "Yeah."
Mom: "The milk is sour."
Me: (looks at empty bowl)
Mom: "Didn't it smell bad to you?"
Me: "All milk smells bad to me."
Mom: "Didn't it taste bad to you?"
Me: "I don't know, it tasted like sugar."
Mom: "You are so stupid."
Because this is like, the second time I've ingested a full serving of sour milk. Just FYI. How was I supposed to know?
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