the Nia's Parents show: valuable life lessons
So my mother and I were in the supermarket, and she kept making me bend down to get a loaf of bread off the bottom shelf so she could look at it, and then bend down to put it back, and then bend down to get another.
Mom: "What about that one down there?"
Me: "Come on already!"
Mom: "This is the last one!"
Me: "I am bending down to get this bread, and when I get up, I am going to punch you in the face."
Little Old Lady Walking By: (sidelong, alarmed glance)
Me: "That lady just totally gave me an alarmed look. What? Obviously, I didn't mean it. I'm not going to punch you...in the face."
Mom: "Of course not."
Me: "I'll punch you somewhere else."
Mom & Me: (in unison) "Where the bruises won't show!"
Mom: "Oh, I've taught you well. You're a good domestic abuser."
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