the nia & pixie show: friends hold people down so other friends can hit them
Lalanav1: Mortal peep fight.
girlboymusic: AH FUCK there's some rumor on the Internet that Celine Dion is covering Platinum Weird's "Taking Chances" on her new CD.
Lalanav1: NO!
Lalanav1: NO!
girlboymusic: I swear to God I am going to hit Kara DioGuardi right in the fucking face.
Lalanav1: I will hold her for you.
girlboymusic: LOL!
Lalanav1: Man, selling your soul to Celine Dion is so completely unnacceptable!
girlboymusic: I feel like the whole Platinum Weird debacle maybe ruined her for good.
girlboymusic: She's the one who pitched a used Lindsay Lohan song to Kelly Clarkson, you know.
Lalanav1: ...
girlboymusic: And she's pitching used Katharine McPhee songs to other people now.
Lalanav1: That is so sad.
girlboymusic: I feel like maybe Platinum Weird broke her heart and now she's doing the songwriter equivalent of living in a ramshackle house with thirty cats, and she wears all her big expensive jewelry and fur coats all the time, even in the summer, and lots of crooked lipstick, and she chases neighborhood kids off her lawn with a garden hose or a butter knife, and everybody just knows her as the crazy old spinster in the fur coat, and like maybe there's some gossip about how she was once a great beauty but somebody broke her heart at the debutante ball and she never was the same, and then one day people are like, "Gee, her house kind of smells bad," and the fire department breaks in and realizes she's been dead for three years.
Lalanav1: ROFLMAO yes.
girlboymusic: And then we all stand on our front lawns by the shifting light of the fire truck, shaking our heads.
girlboymusic: Poor, demented old Miss DioGuardi.
Lalanav1: That crazy old bat.
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