1. What do you see when you are looking out of the window closest to you?
A bunch of windows on the other side of Park Ave.

2. Who was the last person coming into your room?
I don't have a room, I have a cubicle; several of us have been walking in and out with color proofs. During close, like 85% of my job is walking around with large sheets of paper.

3. What is the most predominant colour around you?
Gray.

4. What is right behind you?
About five other fact-checkers.

5. What is on today's calendar sheet?
Nicole Richie.

We're going to have a love meme. Comment, and I will tell you what I love about you.