"everyone knows fuckin' archuleta was designed by the antichrist to win that shit"
nalismo: i used to think i liked irish accents, but hearing carly smithson so much made me understand why i really R's should be emphasized in moderation.
nalismo: like, even when there's no R in a word, she sounds like there's an R in the word
nalismo: mrrr nrrrm is crrrrly smrrrmsrrrrn.
nalismo: rrr rrrrrry wrrrnna brrr the amrrrrcan idol
nalismo: and she says she lives in dublin
nalismo: is she gonna MOVE TO AMERICA to be the AMERICAN IDOL if she wins?
girlboymusic: She doesn't fucking live in Dublin.
nalismo: she says she did!
girlboymusic: She lives in San Diego or something with her husband!
nalismo: she's a turd.
girlboymusic: She worked in a bar where David Cook also sang, but they never met!
nalismo: i'm so over her.
girlboymusic: I fucking hate her.
nalismo: i think her presence on the show is ridiculous.
nalismo: she had a record deal. she fucked it up. she didn't sell.
nalismo: you can no longer claim to be plucked from obscurity.
nalismo: and forget the kelly clarkson reference. YOU WILL NEVER BE KELLY.
girlboymusic: THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING.
girlboymusic: And last week when she was like, "Being in the studio...it's all so new! I have no idea what any of the producers' strange words mean! OMG!"
girlboymusic: SHUT UP YOU RECORDED AN ALBUM.
nalismo: i've gotta be honest. the unforgivable sin for me was "power keg"
girlboymusic: LOL yeah
nalismo: no. carly hennessy recorded an album.
nalismo: this is carly smithson.
nalismo: but yeah, i think that disgusted everyone.
nalismo: she had music videos and everything!
nalismo: like, she was legitimately signed.
nalismo: the great thing is though
nalismo: she's like, totally and completely desperate for this show.
nalismo: so when she gets voted off, it's gonna be fucking great.
nalismo: but i just don't see how she can think she'll appeal to anyone after selling, what, 300 copies of her cd? lol
nalismo: she's already lost!
girlboymusic: LOL I know.
girlboymusic: It's kind of sad because she so obviously believes this is her last chance.
girlboymusic: Which, like, whatever. Go and release an indie album like a normal person whose record deal failed. Jesus.
nalismo: i can't believe she got a fuckin' tattoo
nalismo: lmao
nalismo: if i were on that show
nalismo: i would pretty much just have fun
nalismo: because everyone knows fuckin' archuleta was designed by the antichrist to win that shit since like, his birth last month.
girlboymusic: Which is clearly what Jason is doing, and it's totally working for him.
nalismo: yeah, that and he's a total fox.
nalismo: but i think he adopts that philosophy in all of his career ventures.
nalismo: like,
nalismo: "cheye--who? oh, okay. yeah, sure, i'll be in her video. yeah, dude, i'll be on her show... whatever, man, s'all good! american idol? k'z!"
girlboymusic: LOL word.
girlboymusic: He is just so high all the time.
girlboymusic: He doesn't care.
nalismo: LMAO I KNOW
nalismo: there's a lot of insecure people this season though
nalismo: have you noticed that?
nalismo: like, pathetic, desperate tards
nalismo: moreso than any other season
girlboymusic: I guess? I'm trying to think about it and like...I can't remember any of the people from this season.
nalismo: michael johns, brooke white, carly, syesha... you can tell they take it so seriously.
girlboymusic: Oh yeah, fucking Syesha.
girlboymusic: I wanted to like her but I'm getting tired of it.
girlboymusic: I like Brooke though. I don't think she takes it that seriously...like, she's earnest, but it's not THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WORLD to her.
girlboymusic: I feel like she just does everything all, "I'm gonna be the best I can be!"
nalismo: like, while castro's smokin' a bowl and david cook is masturbating in the mirror and archuleta is recharging, you've got brooke, michael, syesha, and carly sitting in a room, songs spread out, working.
girlboymusic: Ramiele crying and hoping one of them will take a break to feed and hold her.
girlboymusic: And maybe change her diaper.
nalismo: rami is so annoying
girlboymusic: I love her, but I am aware that she is a dickwad.
nalismo: the tiny helpless thing has to stop
nalismo: she wasn't sick
nalismo: she wasn't ill
nalismo: she just can't sing "alone"
nalismo: and that's okay. she's with the rest of the 99.9% of the earth's population
girlboymusic: This is like a whole season of Katharine McPhees, except without like...good looks, a sense of humor, or the ability to actually sing.
nalismo: they're all so self-important this year.
nalismo: even the ones i like.
girlboymusic: Just big dripping balls of desperation.
nalismo: except castro (too high), archuleta (not human), and KFC (knows she's there by luck).
girlboymusic: Soggily leaking their need for approval all over the stage.
nalismo: like, i almost like kristy lee cook
girlboymusic: LOL word.
nalismo: she probably just is like, whatever
nalismo: i'm gonna sing
nalismo: maybe i'll be here
nalismo: maybe i won't
girlboymusic: When she was like, "Sorry y'all have to hear this again..." that one night.
nalismo: ROFL I KNOW
girlboymusic: LOL
girlboymusic: I'm really mad they voted off Chikezie.
girlboymusic: He was like the last interesting person.
girlboymusic: Now it's just the slow, dark march of sacrifices to David Archuleta's altar.
girlboymusic: Every one singing a droning tone of desperation and sorrow.
girlboymusic: As the reflections of flames flicker in his eyes, and his gaping maw opens to welcome their tender flesh.
girlboymusic: And then Simon tells him it was wonderful and he giggles like the mindless force of evil that he is.
girlboymusic: He has no thoughts, only an unending, inhuman impulse to be complete and utter mind-numbing shit.
nalismo: R
nalismo: O
nalismo: F
nalismo: L
nalismo: M
nalismo: F
nalismo: A
nalismo: O
nalismo: i know i should hate him.
nalismo: but i can't.
girlboymusic: You'll come around.
nalismo: i mean, look
nalismo: i tried.
nalismo: I TRIED.
nalismo: but i can't.
girlboymusic: You'll see the Carly of him eventually.
nalismo: but he's so not in your face and desperate.
nalismo: and he's talented.
girlboymusic: Wrong, wrong, and wrong.
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