girlboymusic: I HATE SPRING

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girlboymusic) wrote,
@ 2008-04-18 01:07:00

Current location:	bed
Current mood:	clean
Entry tags:	these things happen

I HATE SPRING
I'm in the shower, and I look down, and there is a giant fucking spider crawling along next to my foot. So naturally I am like, "!!!" and as soon as I move, water hits the thing and it jumps toward me, and I am like, "OH HELL NO" and jump out of the shower, and then I'm standing there dripping, holding a bottle of Burt's Bees that I have chosen as my spider-killing weapon. And then I think of that stupid liar entomologist who was like, "You know what that bug thinks of right before you squash it? His mom." LIES. I JUST FACT-CHECKED AN ARTICLE ON PARENTING IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM, AND MOST ARACHNIDS ARE NOT EVEN AWARE THEY HAVE MOMS AND YET I STILL CANNOT KILL THIS SPIDER YOU STUPID ANTHROPOMORPHIZING BASTARD. Because it was all panicked and frightened-looking! So I just stood there waiting till the thing got washed down the drain, and then I had to spend the whole rest of my shower being paranoid that somehow it would crawl back up.

Dear Weather,

I like you a lot better when you are freezing all the things that have exoskeletons. Please try that again.

Much love,
girlboymusic

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	tallycat 2008-04-18 06:12 am UTC (link)
	Amazingly enough, tonight at work I had a similar experience. A mouse ran from in front of my counter to behind. It surprised me more then anything but I still did the girl-y scream thing. (I don't have an extreme fear to mice but insects and bugs do.) (Reply to this)(Thread)

girlboymusic
2008-04-18 02:17 pm UTC (link)

Yeah, I haaaaaaaaate bugs. LOL but if a mouse runs by, I'm more likely to follow it than to jump away. I remember one time in high school, there was a mouse in the classroom and the teacher was like "OMFG!" and actually jumped on her chair like a cartoon lady, and everybody else freaked out...and I was like, "Ooh! Mousie!" and sat there watching it run around and telling the teacher how cute it was while she cowered on the other side of the room.

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theblondie
2008-04-18 02:30 pm UTC (link)

omg that is like the best part of winter... very little bugs, except the ones that get inside to stay warm. Spring and summer brings too many bugs. Love the weather. Hate the bugs >:o( We get a lot of thousand leggers in our apartment and other sorts of spidery things because we're right by a park. Stupid nature :oP And a LOT of flying stingie bugs. Wasps... bees... hornets... whatever they are they're HUGE and mean and like to fly around the doors to get in, our balcony, and in our little hallway entryway place. Man... they suck. As do any sort of critter in my apartment. I feel bad killing them too, but I would feel worse not knowing where in the apartment those damn critters are. I make Morgan take care of them :oX I tell him he doesn't have to kill 'em, just get them the hell out of the apartment :oP He usually just kills them though. Oh well, their fault for being in the apartment. :oP

stupid bugs :oP

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	lalanav 2008-04-18 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	This post and the comments to it are going to give me nightmares tonight. THANKS A LOT. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	girlboymusic 2008-04-18 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	HEY, I HAD TO LIVE IT. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tallycat 2008-04-19 12:06 am UTC (link)
	Yer welcome ^_^ (Reply to this)(Parent)

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