the best episode of SVU...ever!
It started so innocently...

Nia: (Why did I put "every other slot" instead of "every other post"? Brain fart like wo.)
Pixie: (I have no idea. I noticed that, and just glossed over it. LOL.)
Nia: (I guess I just used my Get Out of Jail Free card, right Cragen?)
Pixie: (Yes, Olivia.)
Nia: (*cries because she's the child of rape*)
Pixie: (*turns into Munchie and adores from afar*)
Nia: (*tempts Munchie from afar*)
Pixie: :-D
Nia: Tonight...I'll be your naughty girl!
Nia: *histrionics*
Pixie: ROFL
Pixie: Such naughty histrionics!
Nia: Yeah...LOL, I should've done that as Olivia.
Pixie: LOL!
Pixie: That would have been great.



And so...

Olivia: (turns to Munchie) "Tonight...I'll be your naughty girl!" (histrionics) (writhes in a champagne glass)

Nia: I totally wrote "neighty girl" the first time.
Nia: Apparently, she's a pony.
Pixie: ROFLMAO.

Munchie: (stares)
Olivia: (sits in champagne glass and waits for him to do something) (tells Stabler to shut up when he gives weird look)
Cragen: (claps his hand and says "Back to work, people!")

Nia: ROFL he totally would, too!
Pixie: LOL, I know.

Munchie: (ignores Cragen)
Olvia: (climbs out of champagne glass)
Munchie: (looks disappointed)
Cragen: "You just used your Get Out of Champagne Glass Free card, Olivia."

Pixie: ROFL!

Olivia: "God DAMMIT!" (cries because she is a child of rape)
Cragen: (eats a donut and looks concerned)

Nia: This would be the best episode of SVU ever.
Nia: No, wait...

Casey: (stabbed to death)

Nia: Now it's the best SVU episode ever.

Alex: (returns to make out with Olivia)
Munchie: (to Cragen) "You know, those donuts are just a conspiracy created by the government to make the police force inept."
Cragen: (ignoring the wacky lawyer hijinks) "I know." (continues eating donut)
Munchie: "Can I join in? It's been a while."
Cragen and Olivia and Alex: (look up at him)
Cragen: "With the donut, or with the sex?"
Munchie: "The sex."
Cragen: "Oh, sure." (picks up his donut box and hugs it possessively)
Alex & Olivia: (climb back into the champagne glass)
Munchie: "I wouldn't touch the tools of the government, Cragen. Champagne glass, here I come!"
All: (histrionics)
Casey: (lifts hand) "guys...? ...a little help?"
All: (STAB)
Stabler: (meanwhile, sits at his desk and daydreams about killing pedophiles)

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