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30 July 2007 @ 10:24 pm
I sure know how to pick 'em  
I quit my job, right, and I can't even put the crazy into words but I will try. )

So tonight I'm on MySpace, and I see that My (Ex-)Boss the Rock Star HAS DE-FRIENDED ME. IT'S LIKE WE BROKE UP. IN MIDDLE SCHOOL.
 
 
current mood: whatever
current music: Platinum Weird - "Taking Chances" (Live @ MP3.com)
 
 
FOUR
27 April 2005 @ 07:43 pm
sucking at math mishmash  
1. The RC Academics page specifically says that you must satisfy the math requirement "by passing one of the following" (emphasis mine). So any passing grade should be good, and if not, I'll give 'em hell.

2. Tomorrow: last takeout nuggets ever. I'm getting really sad. I'm going to miss so much of this place. You don't know what you got till it's gone! (And this bout of nostalgia was precipitated by nuggets. How pathetic am I?)

3. Speaking of how pathetic I am, I'm watching Gilmore Girls and they're in a hospital, and I'm like, "They borrowed the ER set for this scene!" Why? Because I recognized the staircase More specifically, I recognized the staircase railing. And even though TWoP made no mention of it, I was sure because, first of all, the linoleum floor tiles are very distinctive, and second of all, I recognized the set layout as the characters walked around. Also? I can tell you exactly which props and decorations they moved to disguise the fact that it's the ER set. But hey, at least if I'm pathetic, I'm consistent. Food and TV: the loves of my life.

4. I was thinking last night that so many of our most beloved and mythologized female writers were crazy or killed themselves: Plath, Sexton, Woolf, Dickinson. Maybe it's just a function of canonical male writers outnumbering canonical female writers, but it seems like male writers aren't all tragically depressed, and if they are, they're not known primarily for it. I mean, Robert Lowell was in and out of institutions all his life, but nobody ever goes, "Oh, Robert Lowell, he was bipolar." But talk about Sylvia Plath and it's like, "Oh, the one who offed herself in an oven." Prior to taking a class that included her, this was the extent of my knowledge of Anne Sexton: "She was in a mental institution." How was that passed along to me independent of her work and her life? Why did I have to know about that before I could know about her work? And why was it the opposite with Lowell, or Fitzgerald, or any number of disturbed male writers? And it's not just that the women get remembered as depressed and tragic, but they're expected to be that way too. At least men have this macho, Kerouac-and-Hemingway, riding-the-world-for-all-it's-worth, fuck-it-all image to choose if they don't want to be doing the Lowell thing. But women are supposed to be sensitive and fragile and self-effacing and tragic, if they're going to write. There's no such thing as a woman riding the world for all it's worth. Even those who seem like they do, on the surface, like Parker or Jong--there's this little whispered acknowledgement that no matter how brazen they seem, really they're just not right in the head. It's so unfair, and it's so dick that so many female writers continue buying into it.

5. So, yeah, I hate that female writers are always depressed. I also hate that lesbian writers are always depressed. I hate that lesbians in general are always depressed, and also that so many of them had terrible mothers. Be a little more Freudian, will you? This really isn't helping our cause.

6. Finally, I hate when someone I hate is attractive. Not attractive attractive, but just...there's something about them that is specific and good and makes it impossible to hate them completely, because I can't exactly grasp it or name it but I know it means that maybe they were once better than this, or that they are better than this under everything else. But I don't know. I tend to mythologize people and attempt complex characterizations, and maybe people don't deserve that. Maybe people are just jerks. And speaking of jerks, Pixie and I were on a bus with TLM today, and we were having this great bitchy conversation about The Gay Canadian, and he totally stared at us as he got off the bus, and we think he looked like crap. Fantastic!
 
 
current mood: mishmashy
current music: Low Millions - "Diary"
 
 
FOUR
31 March 2005 @ 10:52 pm
huh  
So, I was just talking to someone about their significant other's family and, in reference to Sab, I said, "I dated someone with a family like that." Which...no I didn't. Why would I say that?
 
 
current mood: weirded out
current music: Moby - "Extreme Ways"
 
 
FOUR
20 November 2004 @ 12:42 am
you will never believe it  
I saw a movie with Ally tonight, and she asked me if I knew the "big thing that happened." What big thing that happened? "Well, not like, a big thing that happened, but a a big thing that happened." What big thing? Tell me, tell me!

The best thing you will ever hear in your life, ever. )
 
 
current mood: BWAHAHAHAHA!
current music: Maroon 5 - "Sunday Morning"
 
 
FOUR
21 September 2004 @ 04:30 pm
ru caught in red tape? mishmash  
1. Fun with computer illiteracy! )

2. British Garry Shandling returns! )

3. I'm wearing my new brown flats and my cropped jeans. Take that, Sarah Jessica Parker.

4. Possible Fat!Sab sighting. )

5. Everyone go to the Co-Op Bookstore and give a big hug to Ed. Ed's the best!
 
 
current mood: mishmashy
current music: Harry and the Potters - "The Wrath of Hermione"
 
 
FOUR
03 September 2004 @ 11:32 pm
behold! the friday mishmash!  
This song is by a South African band.

Behind the cut, you'll find journal nicknames, another bus mishap, and random encounters with past floormates.

And so begins the longest LJ cut of your life. )

When I got home, the dog was so happy he was bounding in circles around me. How I have missed his sweet little puppy head.
 
 
current mood: mishmashy!
current music: Forest Moon - "Dinosaur"
 
 
FOUR
31 August 2004 @ 12:59 am
EVIL PLAN 3: NOW WITH CELL PHONE ACTION!  
So, I have Sab's cell phone number.

Anybody, you know, want it? :)
 
 
current mood: bwahahaha
current music: Coheed & Cambria - "A Favor House Atlantic"
 
 
FOUR
20 July 2004 @ 07:53 pm
one down, one to go  
Pixie and I have determined that Lisa the Crazy Ephedra Lady is gone. I think she got caught in a downward spiral when they banned ephedra, and ended up in rehab or a psych ward. Now there's only one gym enemy to vanquish: The Big-Haired Long Island Lady.

On another note, my mom is making the healthiest dinner ever (chicken over salad, and a veggie platter). While eating Cheetos.

Also, go watch the new Maroon 5 video. It's really unexpected, and it totally raises the bar on music videos; I care about these characters, and what motivates them. Plus I am so down with the older woman thing. I feel like Adam and I have bonded. After a long period of waning interest, I feel connected to them again. More artists need to understand that this is what music videos are about. I don't want sparkly effects and big dance numbers and high fashion, I just want you to make me care. Give me a reason to think you're cool people.
 
 
current mood: my basal metabolism is up!
current music: Los Lonely Boys - "Heaven"
 
 
FOUR
03 June 2004 @ 09:50 pm
uncool or cool?  
Okay, so I'm listening to ABBA, but it's a song about being seduced by an underage girl, so is this uncool or not? I don't know. I was also listening to Zero 7, Lo Fidelity Allstars, and Faithless, though, which isn't a bad bunch.

Now, technically, I'm a bad person. I told JLo I'd be there for her birthday and then I didn't go, and I didn't tell her I wasn't going. I just didn't go. Not really my fault, though: I have one number for her, it doesn't work, and all her other contact information is out-of-date since she moved. Whatever. I just owe her a birthday coffee next time we meet.

Instead, I hung out with Jaimie, and this is how cool she is: she wears two belts. At the same time! And she jacked the same exact outfit from Urban Outfitters that I wanted to jack! We went to Delia's and bought mad bling (maybe I'll get pics up when I charge my camera), and then we went to the Gap outlet and fraudulently used her employee discount on a polo shirt for me.

And now, ER. Talk to you kids later.

(PS - Jaimie, send me that pictuuure.)
 
 
current mood: disco / bad person / blingin'
current music: ABBA - "Does Your Mother Know"
 
 
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30 May 2004 @ 07:47 pm
so, in conclusion: BWAHAHAHAHAAA!  
There. My music is hip.

I AM SO EFFING SMOOTH! )
 
 
current mood: smooth
current music: War - "Why Can't We Be Friends?"
 
 
FOUR
27 May 2004 @ 03:17 am
easy as one, two, three  
First of all, I am so proud of my updated interests.

Second, DC Kid that Pixie and I invited to GA with us? He went out to visit TLM, and all of a sudden he's got us on block. Coincidence? No.

Third, in response to Sars's question of whether the singular of ravioli is raviolo or raviolus:

girlboymusic: Ooh! I know whether it's "raviolo" or "raviolus"! LOL
Beizy17: I pick raviolus, just for the fun factor of saying it.
girlboymusic: It's raviolo.
girlboymusic: Presumably, anyway.
girlboymusic: Could be raviole, but that would be dumb.
Beizy17: *waves wand* Raviolus!
girlboymusic: ROFL
girlboymusic: *becomes a pasta*
girlboymusic: Dammit.
girlboymusic: *is stuffed with cheese*
Beizy17: I are teh magic.
girlboymusic: *so is not so different than usual*
Beizy17: ...k, that's kinda gross.
Beizy17: LOL!
girlboymusic: I are teh cheese.
 
 
current mood: proud / blocked / cheesefood
current music: Sugarbabes - "Too Lost in You"
 
 
FOUR
24 May 2004 @ 10:01 pm
the good life  
I have come so far, sometimes I don't even recognize who I used to be.

I am deeply satisfied with life.

And now, the real fun starts. )
 
 
current mood: deeply satisfied
current music: BNL - "Life, In a Nutshell"
 
 
FOUR
20 May 2004 @ 11:06 pm
stuff  
Did I ever write about the guys who hit on me and Pixie in Chinatown? Robtert the Stalker and my Arab shopkeeper who thought I had a "beautiful smile" (read: "impressive rack")? Hm.

On the RU DC hub chat, I met this kid from FTHS, and we were bonding, and then Pixie came in to see him. And it turns out he's in Glee Club. With TLM. So we're going to try and meet him at Coasters After Dark next week, and we told him to bring TLM along. Hee.

Finally, the lady across the street with two dogs told my mom to bring Sherlock over to meet them. My mom goes over, and the woman is all, "Yeah, I'm a dog trainer, I can help you with him." And then the woman's dog pees on my mom's leg. And my mom is like, "..." And the woman is like, "Anyway, I can show you how to use this leash with your dog." And my mom is like, "LADY! YOUR DOG JUST PEED ON MY LEG! LIKE I TOTALLY TRUST YOUR TRAINING NOW! NOT!"

The end.
 
 
current mood: bondy
current music: Beyonce - "Dangerously in Love"
 
 
FOUR
30 April 2004 @ 10:26 pm
trouble in (crazy person) paradise!  
Sab and TLM are so breaking up.  Her profile. )
 
 
current mood: mwahahaha
current music: Bleu - "Somebody Else"
 
 
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19 March 2004 @ 01:23 am
what paper?  
I'm supposed to be doing homework, but instead I signed on my supersecret screen name and checked Sab's profile. I'm going to pretend to be a good person and hide the big news behind a cut.

Surprise! )

In other news, I stole my mom's curl enhancer and it made my hair wavier but tangly, so I don't know. Maybe I'll get some of my own. Or maybe I'll go watch the Silver Fox in Le Divorce (le cuteness) and pretend it's inspiration for my fiction project. Whatever. The point is, we should all be making fun of Sab here. The end.
 
 
current mood: evil / crushing / creative
current music: Hanson - "Hey," "Crazy Beautiful" 1 & 2, and "Believe"
 
 
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28 February 2004 @ 05:29 pm
arr, matey!  
My mother is a pirate named Bloodeye McCoy. She took me and [info]beizy out to dinner at Juanito's...DOS...with our family. Beizy had a tortilla mountain...excuse me, I mean tortilla soup. I had an awkward encounter with my former boss, who's very nice and upon whom I quit and then never came back when I said I would. Plus I almost rented Le Divorce just for the Silver Fox.

Today's quotes are as follows:

Defining a Napoleon: "Flaky, cream, flaky." (With hand motions.)

My grandmother, in the middle of a totally unrelated conversation: "You know, you can eat whatever's in the house."

Upon seeing an Olsen twin autograph in the (cheap and uncool) video store: "No wayyy..."

And finally, the best phrase ever: "Anal sacks!"
 
 
current mood: full
current music: Joss Stone - "Fell in Love with a Boy"