girlboymusic: "As of 1800 BST he had received the backing of 267 superdelegates to Mrs Clinton's 271.5."
girlboymusic: How do you have half a superdelegate?
Itsjuststephanie: HAHAHAH.
girlboymusic: I bet she tore him in half while trying to rip him away from Obama, and was like, "IT STILL COUNTS."
girlboymusic: And then she really quickly shoved Barack so he would drop his half of the superdelegate.
girlboymusic: "YOU DROPPED YOURS. NOW YOURS DOESN'T COUNT."
Itsjuststephanie: SHE IS NOT THAT EVIL!
Itsjuststephanie: only half-evil. ;)
girlboymusic: Mr. Obama has received an evil rating of 267 compared to Mrs. Clinton's 271.5.

Lalanav1: I KNEW I was forgetting something! I couldn't decide if there were two fingers or what in the vag!

I was telling the Pixie about Kara, and Kara's Republican dad, and poli sci, and Mad Doll, and Billboard, and the failed record deals, and then I made her listen to "Crying at the Disco" and "Avalanche" and "Somebody to Love" all in a row.

Lalanav1: Ugh, ugh, it's so much more depressing knowing this stuff.
Lalanav1: GOD.
Lalanav1: LOL.
girlboymusic: YOU SEE.
Lalanav1: I want to slap her, so she stops being depressing. JUST WRITE YOUR OWN SHIT, KARA.
Lalanav1: YOU ARE FINE.
Lalanav1: STOP CRYING AT THE DISCO :-( :-(
girlboymusic: I KNOW! I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW!
Lalanav1: Ok, on to "Avalanche."
Lalanav1: AHHHHH THIS SONG
Lalanav1: :-(
Lalanav1: I wonder if she's really conflicted.
girlboymusic: LOL.
girlboymusic: I'm pretty sure she is.
girlboymusic: In many ways.
Lalanav1: Yeah....so sad.
Lalanav1: :-( :-( "I've given up everything I had"
girlboymusic: I KNOW! I KNOWWWWWWW!
Lalanav1: "Somebody to Love" now
Lalanav1: God, she's killing me.
Lalanav1: I hope you know this.
Lalanav1: KILLING ME.
girlboymusic: LOL I AM SO GLAD YOU UNDERSTAND.
girlboymusic: I have inducted you into the club.
Lalanav1: LOL!
Lalanav1: :-( around 2:30 or so when she says "We all want somebody/crave somebody/need somebody to love" all soft :-( :-(
Lalanav1: Stop! Stop! JUST STOP IT, KARA!
girlboymusic: LOL.
girlboymusic: Stop stabbing you in the heart, you mean?
Lalanav1: YES.
girlboymusic: She won't.
Lalanav1: Grr.

Skim: (during an Idol Gives Back segment set to "Fix You") "You could play this song behind images of Satan and I'd cry."
Me: "I'm sure David Archuleta will sing it at some point, and then we'll get to test that hypothesis."

girlboymusic: Fucking David Archuleta.
Lalanav1: Word.
Lalanav1: I hate him.
Lalanav1: I want to punch him with a puppy's fist.

Lalanav1: I've been hearing that since before she was even alive. LOL.
Lalanav1: So, NO, I DEFY THIS ACCUSATION.
girlboymusic: I didn't say she invented it.
girlboymusic: SO GOOD DAY, SIR.
Lalanav1: GOOD DAY.
girlboymusic: I SAID GOOD DAY!!!
Lalanav1: GOOD DAY.
girlboymusic: YES, THAT IS WHAT I SAID.
girlboymusic: GOOD DAY.
Lalanav1: YES. GOOD DAY.
Lalanav1: YOU ARE AN EXCEPTIONALLY POLITE ENGLISHMAN
girlboymusic: GOOD DAY AND ALSO GOOD EVENING, JUST IN CASE DUSK BEFALLS YOU BEFORE THE END OF THIS DISCUSSION.
Lalanav1: I TIP MY CAP TO YOU, SIR. GOOD DAY AND GOOD EVENING.
girlboymusic: ALSO, IF NECESSARY, GOODNIGHT.
Lalanav1: NO. IT IS NEVER A GOOD NIGHT. NOT IF YOU ARE STILL IN THIS WORLD. BUT NEVERMIND, GOODNIGHT.
girlboymusic: YOU'RE RIGHT, IT IS NEVER A GOOD NIGHT WHILE I AM IN THIS WORLD, FOR THE SUN SHALL NEVER SET WHILE I AM ASTRIDE THIS COSMIC GIANT.
girlboymusic: BUT NO MATTER. GOOD DAY, EVENING, AND ALL OTHER TIME DISTINCTIONS TO YOU.
Lalanav1: (ROFL that nearly made me fall out of my chair.)
girlboymusic: (It was pretty amazing, I must say.)
Lalanav1: (LOL I can't top that. You win.)
Lalanav1: VERY WELL. I WITHDRAW. GOOD DAY.
girlboymusic: THANK YOU. GOOD DAY, SIR.

girlboymusic: Yo, is it just me, or is Barack Obama dancing behind her?



Lalanav1: OMG OMG YES IT IS
Lalanav1: THAT IS OBAMA

Lalanav1: BETTER IN TIME
Lalanav1: I DISCOVERED THAT LAST NIGHT
Lalanav1: I LOVE IT
Lalanav1: LOL.
girlboymusic: No you did not!
Lalanav1: Yes?
Lalanav1: LOL
Lalanav1: I did!
girlboymusic: I made you listen to it at least a week ago!
Lalanav1: No, that was "Forgiveness."
girlboymusic: As well as "Forgiveness," which was written by Kara DioGuardi.
Lalanav1: LOL.
girlboymusic: Why did I use her full name there?
girlboymusic: Like you don't know who she is.
Lalanav1: ROFL I have no idea.
girlboymusic: Hey, have I told you about this songwriter I kind of like?
Lalanav1: Hm, no! Tell me more!
girlboymusic: She's pretty great. I bet she'll write a few hits!
Lalanav1: BRB
girlboymusic: ("YOU ADORABLE BASTARD.")
girlboymusic: Haha if I ever have a child out of wedlock...
girlboymusic: Which of course will never happen, because: abortions.
girlboymusic: But if I did...I would totally call it an adorable bastard all the time.
Lalanav1: ROFLMAOOO
Lalanav1: That was the most amazing series of sentences I've ever come back to, ever.
Lalanav1: I want to remember that forever.
girlboymusic: LMAO.
girlboymusic: Me too.
girlboymusic: You should LJ it.
Lalanav1: I think I will.
Lalanav1: LOL.
Lalanav1: I'm going to omit your screenname, though, in case of crazy anti-abortion stalkers.
girlboymusic: Whatevs.
Lalanav1: FINE. I WILL GO TO PRO-LIFE MESSAGE BOARDS AND POST IT.
girlboymusic: How many crazy anti-abortionists read your LJ?
girlboymusic: You know, besides you.
Lalanav1: I don't know, but I get really weird comments sometimes from completely random strangers.
girlboymusic: LOL yeah me too.
girlboymusic: Although lately they're all about Kara.
girlboymusic: DioGuardi.
girlboymusic: That songwriter I was telling you about?
Lalanav1: Ohhhh.
Lalanav1: Right.

Editor 1: "Hey, what's the atomic number of oxygen on your periodic table over there?"
Editor 2: (looks at periodic table)
Intern: "I think it's eight."
Me: "Google says eight."
Editor 2: (still looking at periodic table)
Editor 1: "Epic fail! Pwned by your own technology!"

girlboymusic: LOL she defriended me, apparently.
Lalanav1: !
Lalanav1: Are you serious?
Lalanav1: WTF.
girlboymusic: I are srs cat, this are srs thread.
Lalanav1: ROFL.
girlboymusic: What a whore, I'm always nice to her.
Lalanav1: Word! WTF is wrong with her?
girlboymusic: Lame. Anyway, make the snorkeling pic your profile pic so I can see it again!
girlboymusic: Cuz it is SOOOOOO COOL!  </Teen Girl Squad>
girlboymusic: Wow, this is like the Internettest conversation we've ever had.
Lalanav1: LOLZERS.

1. Holding the Pixie's bumper up on New Year's Eve and then being ordered to stand in front of her vehicle. While it was moving. Toward me.

2. JAM!: "I eat and eat and never gain weight!"
JAM!'s Mom: "You probably have worms."

girlboymusic: ZOMG THIS IS SO LAME: I JUST SMILED THINKING ABOUT HIM.
Lalanav1: LOL!
Lalanav1: AWWW!
girlboymusic: JESUS FUCK IT'S LIKE I'M A HUMAN BEING.
Lalanav1: Friend!! *champagne*
girlboymusic: NO! NO CHAMPAGNE!
girlboymusic: NEW ROBOTIC PARTS TO MAKE ME WORK LIKE I USED TO PLZ!
Lalanav1: ROFL.
girlboymusic: I could understand if it was like, I had a crush on him. But I don't even!
girlboymusic: I mean, I would make out with him if he asked...but then again, it's been proven that I will make out with a random guy in a random bar if he holds me still long enough.
Lalanav1: LMAO.

Co-Worker: "So how does that work?"
Me: "Well, the enzyme is like, 'Oh, I need to bond with that DNA!' And then if it goes to the wrong spot, it's like (mimes running headfirst into something). 'Oh, shit! Water!' and then it goes to the right spot."
Co-Worker: "Oh my God."
Me: "What?
Co-Worker: "When we get the website up, we need to include videos of you explaining things."
Me: "Thanks a lot."

girlboymusic: And you know, I kind of don't even care if he does it or not, though, because I just want him to be happy. HOW CHEESY IS THAT SHIT?
Lalanav1: LOL!
Lalanav1: FRIEND! YOU ARE EXPERIENCING CHEESY EMOTIONS!
Lalanav1: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!
girlboymusic: I KNOW, THIS IS BULLSHIT.
Lalanav1:: LMAO.
girlboymusic: I NEED TO BUY A NEW CIRCUIT BOARD.
girlboymusic: THIS ONE IS OBVIOUSLY FAILING.
Lalanav1: ROFL.
Lalanav1: Or, it's EVOLVING.
girlboymusic: *is a Cylon*
girlboymusic: *has a plan*
Lalanav1: I KNEW it.
girlboymusic: LOL maybe that's why I want Hillary to win so much.

Lalanav1: Your turn!
girlboymusic: DAMN YOU FUCK
girlboymusic: I HAD A U AND AN R. I WAS LIKE, "I HAVE TO USE THEM, BECAUSE WHAT ARE THE ODDS."
Lalanav1: LOL!
Lalanav1: What were you going to use them for?
Lalanav1: I'm sorry.
girlboymusic: Urbane!
Lalanav1: OH
girlboymusic: What were the odds that I'd put down BANE and then pick up a U and an R!?
girlboymusic: LOL.
Lalanav1: LOL...I'm sorry.
girlboymusic: God made that word for me!
girlboymusic: AND YOU TOOK IT.
Lalanav1: I DID.
girlboymusic: YOU TOOK GOD'S WORD.
Lalanav1: AND IT TASTES SWEET.
Lalanav1: And crunchy. Like babies.
girlboymusic: IT'S GONNA TASTE LIKE MY COCK IN A MINUTE, BITCH.
Lalanav1: ILU, Friend.

girlboymusic: No, I'm saying that you usually say the music I like and you don't is shitty and boring.
Lalanav1: No I don't, I say it's not my thing and I don't like it.
Lalanav1: That doesn't equal shitty and boring.
Lalanav1: Unless it's Ashley Simpson, in which case: shitty! But not boring. But shitty!
girlboymusic: You definitely called "La La" boring.
Lalanav1: Ok, so one Ashley Simpson song that I think is both shitty and boring. That doesn't mean every song you've ever listened to that I don't like is shitty and boring. LOL.
girlboymusic: ASHLEE.
Lalanav1: LMAO
Lalanav1: Sorry.

Lalanav1: How was Conan?
girlboymusic: Hi-larious!
Lalanav1: LOL yay! Who were the guests?
girlboymusic: Dr. Phil, one of the authors of The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook, and this TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE BAND.
girlboymusic: Called Les Savy Fav.
Lalanav1: LOL!
girlboymusic: I can't even like...describe.
Lalanav1: I feel like my completely "I don't even know" reaction to that name is like....enough to make me understand.
girlboymusic: No.
girlboymusic: No.
girlboymusic: They like...played music? But the guy just yelled? And he had on these sparkly red leggings? And a cape?
Lalanav1: LMAO
girlboymusic: And...t-shirts. Lots and lots of t-shirts. And he kept taking them off.
Lalanav1: Wow, I did not understand at all. LOL.
girlboymusic: Until finally there were no t-shirts.
girlboymusic: Just...stuff written on his chest.
Lalanav1: Isn't that a video on YouTube??
Lalanav1: Or something??
girlboymusic: THERE WERE NO MORE T-SHIRTS!
girlboymusic: I THOUGHT HIS PANTS WERE GOING TO FALL OFF!
girlboymusic: THE LIGHTS KEPT FLASHING!
girlboymusic: IT WAS TERRIBLE!
Lalanav1: LMAOOOO
Lalanav1: All I can say is: why??
girlboymusic: I DON'T KNOW!
girlboymusic: HOW'DITGETBURRRRRRRRRNNNNNED?
girlboymusic: Is like, the only appropriate response.
Lalanav1: HAHAAHHAHA YES.

Me: (singing) "Brownieeees."
Mom: (singing slightly higher) "Brownnieeees."
Me: (singing slightly higher than that) "Brownieeees!"
Dad: (belch)

girlboymusic: From TWoP: "The MRI magnet ripped it through his body, causing all the bleeding and internal damage. And the MRI claims another victim! It sucks greedily on the blood of the innocent spilled on its little moving bed thing as it waits for another, growing stronger by the day."
girlboymusic: God, that would be an awesome plot.
Lalanav1: ROFL!
girlboymusic: House vs. the evil zombie MRI machine.
Lalanav1: LMAO.
Lalanav1: He'd totally love that, too.
Lalanav1: I can imagine his face now.
Lalanav1: His blue eyes, lit up with wonder and joy at this most fortunate series of events that led to this epic battle.
girlboymusic: LOL and Wilson behind him like, "The MRI machine is...what?"
Lalanav1: LOL yes!
girlboymusic: And then they go to Cuddy and she rolls her eyes exaggeratedly.
Lalanav1: ROFL yeah, she totally wouldn't believe them.
Lalanav1: The MRI machine would have to claim another victim before she believed them!
girlboymusic: Until she goes in to the MRI room to look at it, not because she believes House, but just...to look. Yeah. Just to look. And then it grabs her and sucks her in, and House happens to be walking by and has to do that sexy dropping-his-cane-and-running-to-assist thing he does sometimes, and he finally pulls her out of the evil zombie MRI and she looks all harried and overwhelmed and gives him the Significant Stare of It Is Almost Commercial Break So We Must Reveal A Major Plot Point, and goes, "Fine. You can kill it."
Lalanav1: LMAO.
girlboymusic: And then when we return from commercial, House is sitting in his office with Thirteen, Kumar, and Cutthroat Bitch, trying to figure out how to kill an evil zombie MRI, while Foreman sits there with that confused Foreman look on his face.
Lalanav1: LOL.
girlboymusic: Meanwhile, down in the staff changing rooms, Chase is going to Cameron, "Is House really trying to kill the MRI machine?"
girlboymusic: And Cameron's like, "Apparently, he thinks it's a zombie."
girlboymusic: And that's their only appearance for the next two episodes.
Lalanav1: ROFL.
Lalanav1: I miss them so much. :-(
Lalanav1: Well, especially Chase.
Lalanav1: I can take or leave Cameron, but I love Chase!
girlboymusic: I know!
girlboymusic: Chase is the best!
girlboymusic: Also from TWoP: "Lisa Edelstein's ass has officially gotten more screen time than Chase. Please add it to the opening credits."
girlboymusic: Poor Chase.
Lalanav1: LOL!
Lalanav1: Awww!
girlboymusic: I would totally love it if the part of the credits that normally says "LISA EDELSTEIN" said "LISA EDELSTEIN('S ASS)" next week.
Lalanav1: LMAO
Lalanav1: That would be AWESOME.

We change the subject to some douchebag in the Pixie's class.

Lalanav1: Like, I really do have major concerns about when Some Douchebag finally has someone working under him.
girlboymusic: God forbid one day he has a summer associate or intern or whatever student workers would be called.
Lalanav1: Yeah!
girlboymusic: You know he would rape some girl in his office and then be like, "If you want to have a career, you will not say anything."
girlboymusic: And then it would be five or six girls before someone finally reported him.
girlboymusic: And it would turn into this whole Lifetime Moment of Truth scenario.
Lalanav1: LOL!
Lalanav1: Yes!
girlboymusic: And the brave girl's case will be won solely because they will discover that he has a history of rapisty behavior, because they found your letter!
Lalanav1: ROFL! Yes!
girlboymusic: And you and I will be sitting at home with a plate of nachos, going, "This is legally inaccurate."
Lalanav1: ROFL.
Lalanav1: Srsly.
girlboymusic: And the brave girl's lawyer will be played by Mariska.
Lalanav1: OMG maybe L&O will do a Ripped from the Headlines.
Lalanav1: LOL!
Lalanav1: I'm excited to create the plot device that will win a case.
girlboymusic: Yay!
Lalanav1: But seriously, he's so lucky I didn't stab him with my plastic knife.